Find the friction.
Enter your business website. AI checks speed, mobile usability, SEO basics, reviews, and how clearly you explain your offer.
Local business. Extra crispy.
Your website deserves
a little heat.
Get a free AI roast of your website and Google profile. A score out of 100, a laugh worth sharing, and a clearer path to a better local business presence.
Free roast. No card required. A little ego required.
The roast is free. The fix is up to you.
Less guessing what’s broken. More knowing what’s next.
Heat, with boundaries.
Public data onlyPlayful, never personalOne-click roast removal
From ouch to action
A funny card.
A serious gut check.
Your next customer is checking you out online. See what might be getting between their first click and their first call.
5
checks. One honest score.
Speed · Mobile · SEO basics · Reviews · Offer clarity
Take the roast. Share the card.
Get a score out of 100, three playful roast lines, and a shareable card. Send it to your team—or invite a competitor to take the heat.
Turn the heat into a to-do list.
Leave your email for the full report. Want the next steps spelled out? Get a prioritized fix checklist, or hand the work to us.
Choose your level of heat
Free to roast.
Your call to fix.
Start with the score. Pay for a clear plan or a helping hand—not for the privilege of finding out.
Free roast
Your score, three roast lines, and a share card.
$0
Fix report
A prioritized checklist of what to fix first. One-time purchase.
$49
Fix It For Me
Done-for-you improvements. Scope agreed before work starts.
From $1,500
For agencies
White-label licensing to bring the roast to your own clients.
$99 / month
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Go on. You can take it.
Better a roast today
than a lost lead tomorrow.
Find the weak spots. Keep the good bits. Make your next first impression count.